Mommy!

I have to admit that some days, being a mother is the MOST DIGUSTING JOB OUT THERE!!!!! I'm going to vent about my latest potty-training mishap. I had let me three little ones outside for a few minutes so that I could relax and take a breather for a few minutes before I dived into cleaning the house for Thanksgiving. I had just picked up a book, gotten less than a page read when, "MOMMY!!!! My sister took off her diaper again". Here we go again, I thought. But this time, things got worse. The pants and diaper were in fact off, the grossness all down her legs. But what was that on her hands? My goodness, yes! She had somehow managed to get it on her hands as well. Super! Well, I needed to get the diaper and pants quickly and I told her not to move. (Stupid me, I know). So I ran to get the missing clothing and when I turned around, wait a minute? What's that on her face? Honestly, had she just wiped it on her mouth and nose? I sprinted to get her in the shower before it could make it anywhere else. But on the way up there stairs, there went the hands to the face and nose again trying to get the icky smell away. I whisked her into the shower where she put her hands all over the walls. Could this experience be any more gross? Oh yes, I got her all cleaned up, only to find we'd left some presents for ourselves on the way up the stairs. Truly I hope and pray that this nightmare of potty-training will end soon. When will the light click on for my girls and they will do everything they need to do IN THE POTTY instead of EVERYWHERE ELSE?!?!?!